Somehow I found a way to get lost in you

Take five boys.

Add two girls.

Raise them on old movies and puppy piles and enough food to feed a small army.

Teach them card games and board games and silly little games of pretend, where the swing set is an obstacle course, or a house, and the propane tank is a boat, or a horse.

Marinate them in the Christmases (give them presents that will last) and summers (give them trees to climb) and family reunions (send them across the street until it’s time for them to stuff their faces) of years past.

Sprinkle in birthday Phone Calls to taste.

Bake them on hardships and fights and moves across the country.

Rest them on the memories of happier times.

Now take them out of the oven and try to tear them apart.

just-a-humble-garbagecan:

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

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teathattast:

teathattast:

For your protection

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why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

Aa! Where did my money go?

Oh, right. Bills.

nyancrimew:

i think it has served it’s purpose, i am going to get rid of the US now

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sunglassesmish:

in your home, which of these do you NOT have (if you’d like, tell me what country you live in)

central heating

AC

a washing machine

a dryer

a washing line

two or more (tell me in the tags)

i have all of these things

See Results

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computationalcalculator:

llsilvertail:

yiffmaster:

iceslushii:

pastassassins:

2,121,566 people are not Amanda and counting!

We’ll find you Amanda.

this has almost 11 million notes what is this

I’ve never seen this post once in 10 years on this site

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

I’ve never even heard of this before tho??? Wtf??????????

oh my god, I didn’t think there were any surviving versions of this post left

For those who weren’t around in the Deep Lore times, this is one of the relics of the editable post era. This post has THE SINGLE HIGHEST NOTES of ANY post on this site, bar none, but with more than a dozen variations. Every single post you’ve ever seen with more than 3 million notes has been a different version of this one.

This is the “Dean’s Gym Shorts” post. This is the Flubber post. This is the original “Reblog if you support gay people” post. it was ALL of them. before half the site got nuked, it had even more notes than it has now - at one point, well over 15 million, and that was years ago.

This, with no exaggeration, is the ONE TRUE heritage post

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zzxid:

A poll testing this website (or this post) reach, how many USAmericans there is there

I live in United States

I don’t live in United States

See Results

A curiosity test to explain some cultural context, bias, why some things go more viral than others, or simply curiosity.

(reblog if possible for more data).

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thecringeandwincefactory:

radical-agriculture:

it’s gardening season! please don’t plant lettuces/greens directly into the ground in an urban area or close to a building without getting a soil test. the risk of lead poisoning is very high. if you can’t afford a soil test and you must plant into the ground, try to grow something where you will only be eating the fruit and not the leaves & stems (i.e. tomatoes, cucumbers, etc) bc there’s less of a chance that heavy metals will migrate to the fruit tissues. better yet, build a raised bed or plant in pots!

Wow, I had no idea - thank you.

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